See one... or see them all!




Last weekend, my girlfriend bought a book lamp so she could read her book on a bus ride from New York City to Washington DC. She bought it in a RadioShack near Madison Square Park in Manhattan. It cost less than five dollars and came in three varieties: purple, green and yellow. The packaging included some instructions about how to clip the light onto your book and a suggestion to collect each different color book lamp.

This trailer is like a tricolor book lamp variety pack. RadioShack was lucky enough to sell a single book lamp that day, just as the studio that's distributing these eight too-horrifying-to-release horror movies (also known as: not-very-good) will be lucky to pack a theater for a single one of these horrorfests. Let alone eight.

Good luck, After Dark Films. Good luck.