Dungeons and Fountains



Six years ago, Darren Aronofsky introduced the term "Ass to Ass!" into the frat-boy lexicon with Requiem for a Dream. Since then, he's been crafting The Fountain, which follows Hugh Jackman as he drinks from the fountain of youth in 1500 (A.D.) and pursues his lost love for 1,000 years. From the looks of it, audience members may either need to sip the sap of the Tree of Life themselves to stay awake for the whole movie, or just drop 3 hits of LSD before hand. Godspeed to the brave souls who attempt either.